Howlin' At The Moon - George Jones
I know there's never been a man
In the awful shape I'm in
I can't even spell my name
My heads in such a spin
Today I tried to eat a steak
With a big old table spoon
You got me chasin' rabbits walkin' on my hands
And howlin' at the moon
Well I took one look at you
And it almost drove me mad
And then I even went
And lost what little sense I had
Now I can't tell the day from night
I'm crazy as a loon
You got me chasin' rabbits pullin' out my hair
And howlin' at the moon
Some friends of mine
Asked me to go out on a huntin' spree
'Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state
That can hold a light to me
I eat three bones for dinner today
Then I tried to tree a' Coon
You got me chasin' rabbits scratchin' fleas
And howlin' at the moon
I rode my horse to town today
And a gas pump we did pass
I pulled I'm up
And I hollered whoa said fill I'm up with gas
The man picked up a monkey wrench
And wham he changed my tune
You got me chasin' rabbits spittin' out teeth
And howlin' at the moon
I never thought in this old world
A fool could fall so hard
But honey baby
When I fell the whole world must have jarred
I think I'd quit my dogfish ways
If you'd take me for your groom
You got me chasing rabbits pickin' out rings
And howlin' at the moon