You are woman I am man
You are smaller
so I can be taller than
You are softer to the touch
It's a feeling I like feeling very much
You are someone
I've admired still our friendship
Leaves something to be desired
Does it take more explanation than this
You are woman I am man let's kiss
Isn't this the height of nonchalance
Furnishing a bed in restaurants
Well a bit of dinner never hurt
But guess who is gonna be dessert
Do good girls do just what mama says
When mama's not around
It's a feeling oy vey what a feeling
A bit of pate fanny brice I drink it all day
Should I do the things he'll tell me to
In this pickle what would sadie do
In my soul I feel an inner lack
Just suppose he wants his dinner back
Now I feel that there’s a fire here
Try that once … a little higher dear
What a feast to go on such pearl…
Would a convent take a Jewish girl?
You are woman.
You are man.