Hey yiah yiah yiah yea yea hey yiah
哎 呀呀呀 哎哎哎...
An old man turned ninety eight
一个快要八十岁的老人
He won the lottery and died the next day
中了彩票，然后第二天就死了
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
就像一只苍蝇毁了你一瓶昂贵的夏敦奈
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
就像一张晚了两分钟的死刑赦免书
Isn't it ironic don't you think
你是不是觉得这很讽刺
It's like rain on your wedding day
就像在你婚礼那天，天空下起雨
It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像一次免费旅行而你却付了钱
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像一个很好的建议而你没有采纳
And who would've thought it figures
谁想过，这真的就发生了
Mr play it safe was afraid to fly
Play先生一生都害怕坐飞机
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
他收拾好手提箱 吻别了他的妻子
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
他等了一生 终于决定坐上飞机
And as the plane crashed down
当飞机坠毁的那一刻，
he thought well isn't this nice
他想 这样岂不是也很好
And isn't it ironic don't you think
你是不是觉得很讽刺
It's like rain on your wedding day
就像在你婚礼那天，天空下起雨
It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像一次免费旅行而你却付了钱
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像一个很好的建议而你没有采纳
And who would've thought it figures
谁想过，这真的就发生了
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
生活总是以一种出其不意的方式靠近你
When you think everything's okay
当你觉得一切都很好
and everything's going right right
一切都很顺利
And life has a funny way nobody helping you out when
生活会以有趣的方式让你走出困境
You think everyhing's gone wrong
当你觉得一切都不对
and everything blows up
一切都很糟
In your face
你能明白吗
A traffic jam when you're already late
就像你已经迟到了却还赶上堵车
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
当你想抽烟的时候面前却有个禁烟标志
It's like ten thousand spoons
就像你需要一把刀
when all you need is a knife
可面前放的全是勺子
It's meeting the man of my dreams
就像我想看到我的梦中人
And then meeting his beautiful wife umm
却看见了她帅气的丈夫
And isn't it ironic don't you think
你是不是觉得很讽刺
A little too ironic and yeah I really do think
有点太讽刺，是的，我真的这样觉得
It's like rain on your wedding day
就像在你婚礼那天，天空下起雨
It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像一次免费旅行而你却付了钱
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像一个很好的建议而你没有采纳
And who would've thought it figures
谁想过，这真的就发生了
And well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
生活,以一种很有趣的方式偷偷靠近你
And life has a funny funny way of helping you out
生活以一个有趣的方式帮助你摆脱困境
Helping you out
帮助你摆脱困境