What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We We Are - Frank Zappa
What's a girl like you
Doin' in a place like this
I left my place after midnight
And I came to this hall
Me and my girlfriend wecame here
Lookin' to ball
You came to the right place
This is it
This is the swingin-est place
In New York City
(Chorus line) NO SHIT
How true it is
Me and my girlfriend we come here
Every night looking for that
Hot romance we need
We like to get it on --
Do you like to get it on too
Well now what did you have in mind
Okay: well I get off bein' juked
With a baby octopus
An spewed upon with cream corn AAH UNH
An' my girlfriend she digs it
With a hot YOOHOO bottle
While somebody's screamin':
CORKS 'N' SAFETIES
PIGS 'N' DONKEYS
ALICE COOPER'S GONNA AAAAAAH
Well it gets me so hot
I could scream
(Chorus line) ALICE COOPER ALICE COOPER YAAAAH
ALICE COOPER ALICE COOPER YAAAAH
You two chicks sound real far aout and groovy
Ever been to a Holiday Inn
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa
Magic Fingers in the Bed (Picture it )
Wall-mounted TV screen:
Coffee-Wost plugged into the bathroom wall
Formica's really keen
(Chorus line) What kind of girl do you think we are
What kind of girl do you think we are
Don't call us groupies
That is going too far
We wouldn't ball you
Just because you're a star
These girls wouldn't let just anybody
Spew on their vital parts
They want a guy from a group with a
Big hit single in the charts
Funny you should mention it:
Our new single just made the charts this week
With a bullet With a bullet
Lust let me put a little more
Rancid Budweiser on my beard right now Baby
And you can show me how a young girl such as you
Might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me
What hotel did you say you are staying at
Wanna split right away
Not so fast you silly boy there's one thing I gotta say:
(Chorus line) We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want aguy from a group who's got a thing