Peron's Latest Flame - Andrew Lloyd Webber
At the watering holes of the well to do
I detect a resistance to
Precisely
Our heroine's style
We're glad you noticed
The shooting sticks of the upper class
Give her an inch
Aren't supporting a single ass
That would rise for the girl
She'll take a mile
Such a shame she wandered into our enclosure
How unfortunate this person
Has forced us to be blunt
No we wouldn't mind seeing her in Harrod's
But behind the jewelry counter
Not in front
Could there be in our fighting corps
A lack of enthusiasm for
Exactly
Peron's latest flame
You said it brother
Should you wish to cause great distress
In the tidiest officer's mess
Just mention her name
That isn't funny
Peron is a fool breaking every taboo
Installing the girl in the army H Q
And she's an actress The last straw
Her only good parts are between her thighs
She should stare at the ceiling
Not reach for the skies
Or she could be his last whore
The evidence suggests
She has other interests
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim
Bitch
Dangerous Jade
We have allowed ourselves to slip
We have completely lost our grip
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the set to know
I am only a radiostar with just one weekly show
But speaking as one of the people
I want you to know
We are tired of the decline of Argentina
With no sign of a government able to give us
What we deserve
It's no crime for officers to do as they please
As long as they're discreet
And keep clear of disease
We ignore we disregard
But once they allow a bit on the side
To move to the center
Where she's not qualified
We should all be on our guard
She should get into her head
She should not get out of bed
She should know that she's not paid
To be loud but to be laid
Slut
Dangerous Jade
This has really been your year Miss Duarte
Tell us where you go from here Miss Duarte
Which are the roles that you yearn to play
Whom did you sleep--dine with yesterday
Is that the extent of your interest in me
It shows how futile acting must be
Can we assume then that you'll quit
Is this because of
Your association with Colonel Peron
Goodnight and thank you
She won't be kept happy
By her nights on the tiles
She says it's his body
But she's after his files
So get back on to the street
She should get into her head
She should not get out of bed
She should know that she's not paid
To be loud but to be laid
The evidence suggests
She has other interests
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim
Things have reached a pretty pass
When someone pretty lower class
Graceless and vulgar uninspired
Can be accepted and admired