Let‘s Call the Whole Thing Off

　　Let's Call The Whole Thing Off - Ella&Louis

　　Things have come to a pretty pass

　　Our romance is growing flat,

　　For you like this and the other

　　While I go for this and that,

　　Goodness knows what the end will be

　　Oh I don't know where I'm at

　　It looks as if we two will never be one

　　Something must be done:

　　You say either and I say either,

　　You say neither and I say neither

　　Either, either Neither, neither,

　　Let's call the whole thing off.

　　You like potato and I like potahto,

　　You like tomato and I like tomahto

　　Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto,

　　Let's call the whole thing off

　　But oh, if we call the whole thing off

　　Then we must part

　　And oh, if we ever part,

　　then that might break my heart

　　So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas,

　　I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas

　　For we know we need each other so we ,

　　Better call the whole off off

　　Let's call the whole thing off.

　　You say laughter and I say larfter,

　　You say after and I say arfter

　　Laughter, larfter after arfter,

　　Let's call the whole thing off,

　　You like vanilla and I like vanella,

　　You saspiralla, and I saspirella

　　Vanilla vanella chocolate strawberry,

　　Let's call the whole thing off

　　But oh if we call the whole thing of

　　then we must part

　　And oh,

　　if we ever part,then that might break my heart

　　So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters,

　　I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters

　　For we know we need each other so we,

　　Better call the calling off off,

　　Let's call the whole thing off.