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The way you shake it I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
I don't believe it it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze
Please I'm a human being I have needs
I'm not done not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest I am agreeing Mr Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer I just like to pee pee pee
Yes I make r&b I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych I joke I joke I kidd I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the puppet dog I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing you will love it
The way you shake it I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
Jessica Simpson looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing doing doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze
Geez I just got my seat
I have ticket look I put away my zip-reciept
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman this movies PG
Mr Officer I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent cop a plea and be free
Free yes free right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael he's too busy
I am Triumph Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your poles so
I need a new boyfriend hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr Officer looky take a whiff of these
Here I make Jesus juice take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee pee
On the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast I think I just saw a tit
Psych I joke I joke I kidd I kidd
I don't think my joke is working I must flee quick
Get to the chopper everybody get out
I am not Triumph I am Arnold get down
The way you shake it I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
So Gwen Stefani will you pee pee on me please
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it you make my pee pee go
Doing doing doing
Fuck is wrong with you （ha!）