My Band Vs Overnight Celebrity - Eminem&Kanye West
I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and shit
Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
And I think everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because
So I get offstage right drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby
And they're all like Oh my God it's him! Becky oh my fucking God it's Eminem!
I swear to fucking God that you fucking rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock
Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
This rockstar shit is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph youse a liar
And nah I'm Swift
（Oh I thought you were Kuniva）
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
Cause our shit is lookin' smaller then like a decimal
See I know how to rap it's simple but
All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm all intact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back
Look at him little punk-ass thinking he the shit
*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips
Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue
Eminem] No I had an interview not you two
You gonna be late for sound-check
*Man I ain't going to sound-check
*And our mikes is screwed up
*And his always sound best
*You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin'
*Hey yo Em
Eminem] You got something to say
*Man nothing
*I thought you was about to tell him off man whats up
*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up
*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you
*Aw man whatever
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-）
Ready to snap on a dumb-ass fan
Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band!
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys acting funny every area code
Proof carry my bag bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage security in the way
Who the fuck are you ! Where's Obe and Dre !
Godammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video - I was in the back
Superman video - I was in the back
For the media I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall ask us some questions
Like who is D-12 how we get started
（But what about Eminem ）
Bitch are you retarded
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach bitches think I'm cute
Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up
Fuck D-12 I'm outta this band
I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
These chicks don't even know the name of my band （Haha）
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands （Fuck Marshall）
Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man （Yea）
All because I'm the new singe （Hahahah）
My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie
I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa.....