Shadyxv-Eminem
I'm liable to start a violent
我能轻易用沉默
spark with a silent thought
点燃暴力的火花
I disgust you like dialogue
厌恶你
from The Shop to The Wired Frog
就像从商店到犯罪现场的对话一样讨厌
Night club, shit,
夜店
I was taught if your CD's on fire
有人告诉我，如果你听歌听到热血沸腾
You had to put it out yourself
你就得放松一下自己
like Highland Park,
就像在高地公园
no fire department
没有消防员的区域里
So you might not hear sirens at all
你在那里也许听不到警笛声
But don't be alarmed
但别太害怕
if I sound off
如果我关掉声音
Something just ain't right with me, dawg
会感觉一切与我格格不入
A martyr on a private charter,
私人飞机的受害者
whose life could be harder?
谁的生活更艰难？
Widely regarded highly, bite me,
我很受尊敬，打击我吧
sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded
亲爱的，我有点弱智
But tonight I'm starting shit,
但今夜我要开始疯狂
I'm feeling self righteous
自我感觉良好
I might just hop in a mosh pit on some
我应该开始狂舞
Mike Tyson and Pac shit
跟泰森和图帕克一起
Looking to box with anybody,
随便找个人看场拳击
disorderly conduct
行为不检
I'll fuck around and snort a key
去你们的，我就想要抽一点禁品
and pick a fight with a locksmith
跟路人打一架
Fan of the LOX, bananas,
我就喜欢各种毒品
manic, I'm going in shock
我很狂躁，快要休克了
Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet
我要疯了，被关在衣柜里
Panic attack
恐惧症发作
cause I'm claustrophobic
我有幽闭恐惧症
No, faggot,
不，混蛋
I mean I can't maneuver
我是说我不能
from movement
一步一步地移动
Cause I have no room for improvement
因为已经没什么改进的空间了
I'm practically squashed,
我基本上已经被摧毁了
unpacked it and boxed it
被人击败了
Toxic, hands are arsenic,
剧毒，我的手上满是砒霜
flammable bars, examine the content
燃烧的酒吧
Bar exam, start of insanity
酒吧测验，疯狂的开始
Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
查尔斯汉密尔顿，暴打曼森和布朗森
Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
动物的咆哮，吃人的大白鲨
Shark mandibles,
鲨鱼的下颚
lambs to the slaughter
待宰的羔羊
Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking
看着那流氓就像汉尼拔一般
Anthony Hopkins
安东尼霍普金斯
with his hands in his pockets
双手插在口袋里
Black out, Zach Galifianakis,
停下来吧，扎克加利费安纳基斯
gallons of Vodka
大量的伏特加
But that gal has some knockers
那个妞身材真棒
I bet you they ring a bell
我猜你一定会按铃
when I come back
当我回来的时候
and I'm conscious
当我清醒的时候
What happened, doc?
出什么事了，医生？
I passed out again
我又晕过去了
Alcohol's making me
酒精让我
break into vacant's naked
赤身裸体闯进没人的商店
Stole a Magnum box
偷走一支麦格农手枪
and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun
和一堆名酒，放在我的后备箱里
Fell asleep watching Fear Factor
我慢慢睡去，电视里放着挑战恐惧
and Scare Tactics
和恐吓战术
Too close to the StairMaster
马上就要成为爬楼梯达人了
Poked a hole in the air
把空气床垫钻一个洞
mattress and popped it
然后扔出去
Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover
宿醉，然后醒来
No underwear,
赤身裸体
grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it
抓起一瓶阿司匹林
Air Max in my closet,
鞋柜里的耐克球鞋
preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
荒谬的是耐克用鸵鸟来造鞋子
And the cross stitching is a cross mixing
一针一线缝上去的
Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,
是犀牛皮和老鼠皮
giraffe and a dolphin
长颈鹿和海豚
been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes,
在码头和奥什科什市
drop crotches
分道扬镳
Swatch watches and sneakers
斯沃琪手表和运动鞋
matches with the Parkers
在公园里是绝配
But it's like being overstaffed
但实在是太多人
at a boxing gym
都挤在拳击场了
With all these trainers,
跟这些训练的人一起
but I don't have any boxers
但我根本就没有对手
And I'm standing here naked,
我赤裸地站在这里
hangover, still wasted
宿醉，还昏昏沉沉的
Like paper you write raps on,
就像一张写满歌词的纸
obnoxious
令人厌恶
Yo, why does it always sound
呦，为什么听起来总是很像
like I'm grabbing my nostrils?
我在挖鼻孔呢？
Fuck that, I'll battle 'em all,
去他的，我要跟他们单挑
I'll battle a mall
我要跟他们单挑
I'll stand there
我就站在那
and yell that at a wall
冲着墙大喊
Until the mannequin doll scatter
直到那些人体模特都被震碎
and the inanimate objects
变成死气沉沉的东西
That I'm battering all shatter and fall
我在跟阴影和堕落抗争
Cause I hear the track
因为我听到了一首歌
and I'm starting to get fucking amped
就像全身都触电一般
I'mma spark plug,
我就像个冒着火星的插头
I'm like the car
我就像一辆车
with the cables hooked up
车尾被各种电线环绕
to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell
我就像个金霸王电池
But I sure as hell got it backwards
但我很确定，我可以倒带回去
cause y'all could get jumped
因为你们都被我偷袭了
And I'd catch the battery charge, but
我会给自己充电，但是
I got a hunch like your back
我能预感到
when it's arching
你什么时候会弯下腰去
When I start attacking your squadron
当我开始攻击你的队伍的时候
You'll feel like MasterCard
你就像一张万事达卡一样不堪一击
when I'm charging
当我在充电的时候
So take a swipe at me,
来打我吧
I'm coming straight at you
我就是冲着你来的
Like Clay Matthews
就像克雷马修斯
from the Green Bay Packers
从绿湾回来
So get the sack of Wisconsin
去打败威斯康辛吧
That's nutbag that I'm talking,
我说的就是这个
who am I kidding?
我像开玩笑么？
You faggots are all gonna do my bidding
你个混蛋想跟我打赌
Don't get dragged to the auction
别被拍卖拖下水
Neiman Marcus,
内曼马库斯商店
bags of Vuitton and all
路易威登的包包
I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic,
我会把这混蛋推到十字路口
just watch this
看着吧
Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
加长的，彩色和黑色的轿车
See how mad you act
看看你有多疯狂吧
when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
当我载着你去第五大道
In a fucking taxi cab to go shopping
坐着出租车，去逛街的时候
Affable guy next door is laughable
和善的门童真是可笑
My next whore's gonna
我的下一个妞
have mechanical arms
会装着一个机械手臂
That'll jack me off
满足我的生理需求
with a lotion dispenser
带着润滑油
with a motion sensor
和各种传感器
No emotion hence
从此不再有情感
I guess this sick prick dies hard
我猜这混蛋真是很大胆
I got a Magic Johnson
我就像魔术师约翰逊
It's like a Magic Wand allows me
就像一根魔杖，允许我的身边
to not let a blonde arouse me
不再有金发美女
If Ronda Rousey was on the couch
如果Ronda Rousey坐在沙发上
with the condoms out
还带着安全套
Holding a thousand Magnums
把所有的弹药
at once to pounce me
都倾倒我身上
I'll laugh in response to
我会开心地回应
how she dances and flaunts it around me
她那美妙的舞蹈和挑逗
Her flat little badonkadonk
她的大屁股
is bouncing around
在上下翻飞
And all I see is Paulie Malign now,
我满眼都是保利恶性
she's slaughterhouse in a blouse
她的衬衫上满是污渍
And Madonna with mud on her,
麦当娜敷着面膜和她坐在一起
God dammit I am misogynist
该死的，我是个厌恶女人的人
I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster,
我用龙虾打了琳达一下
throw her off a balcony
把她扔到了阳台上
Just so happens she's fond of algae
她突然开始对海藻泥很感兴趣
Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete
因为她摔在了水泥地上，鼻青脸肿
Complete lack of responsibility
终于有了责任感
Half you assholes ain't strong
你们这些混蛋，一半人
enough to pick up a spirit
连雪碧都不敢拿
Shit, you fags couldn't shoplift
你们这些人在二手商店
at a thrift shop
都偷不到东西
But I let the track lift 'em up,
但我用那首歌让他们振作
boost the energy
重振精神
Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up,
偷窃狂，我回到商店了
but my thing is this now
但我的问题是现在
Five-finger discount
我要偷些东西
Been rapping so long
做说唱这些年
I've been killing this shit, it's easy
我已经能干掉这些小事了，很简单
Kidnapping your mom
绑架你妈妈吧
cause I'm still in this bitch, thievery
因为我还在盗窃
Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey,
给拉姆塞付赎金吧
Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
还有Levy和Condit
("Em") Paul was scared that
保罗很害怕
if I went back to the blonde
如果我回到金发美女身边
I might relapse, get on some bullshit
我也许会旧病复发，找些毒品
Perhaps I'll launch some cracker
也许我会找些药贩子
taunts at Action Bronson
学着布朗森的样子
Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth
学着Macklemore和Mac Miller的样子
And have some back and forths
拿些药丸
And record a wack response
录一张唱片回应
to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse
肯德里克拉玛的控制那首歌
And perform "Fack" in concert
再在音乐会上唱一首我最烂的歌
Yo, I put that shit on a greatest hits album
哟 我把那首烂歌放在精选集里了
Now that was awesome
真是太棒了
It takes some massive balls
得到了巨大的反响
to do some shit like that
就因为做这蠢事
Sometimes I have to ponder
有时候我会想
why people are like
为什么人们会喜欢
(I'll stick around)
我就在周围
And put up with my crap so long for
举着我说的那些垃圾
What's the attraction, mama?
有什么新引力么，妈妈？
Is it the fact that I'm a walking,
是真的吗，我就是个会走路
talking, actual quadruple entendre
会说话的人，说着双关的话
Or the pointy nose
或是指着鼻子
that's pointing at you, mama?
指的是你的鼻子吗，妈妈？
Who knows at this point,
这时候谁会明白
it's always poking so meh
这总是让人火大
Still get along with this voice
跟这声音和谐相处吧
cause that's the monster
因为那就是魔鬼的声音
So do-si-do with a sociopath,
跟一个反社会狂在一起
everyone who knows me knows that
知道我的人都明白
What they don't know is the fact Rihanna
他们不明白的是为什么蕾哈娜
calls me Pinocchio, meh
会叫我匹诺曹
She loves the way I lie
她喜欢我说谎的样子
Sits on my face
坐在我的脸上
and waits for my nose to grow
她等着我鼻子变长
Pathological liar,
病态的说谎者
oh, why am I such an asshole
哦，为什么我就这么混蛋呢
That my disguise is pants,
我的伪装就是那条裤子
but they on fire
但它们都着火了
So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna,
我就像是Cappadonna的那个人
cut the track off
关掉这首歌吧
Sabotage Christmas,
破坏了圣诞节
crap in your stocking
在袜子里塞满垃圾
I'm wrapping up all the presents
我正在包装这些礼品
In fucking camouflage
把它们伪装起来
so you can't even find 'em
所以你根本找不到这些礼品
Jack Santa Claus,
圣诞老人
snap Rudolph's antlers off
摘掉驯鹿的角
Wrap his schnoz in gauze
用纱布包住它的大鼻子
bandage and blind him
用绷带蒙住它的眼睛
Blowing the head gasket at Bed,
把它的头绑在床上
Bath and Beyond
去洗个澡
Put the basket back
把篮子放回去吧
while the bath salt packets are gone, I
当装着浴盐的袋子不见了的时候
Know you really tired of me
我明白你是真的开始讨厌我了
sampling Billy Squier
从比利的歌里抽一部分
But classic rock acid rap is the genre
但经典摇滚酸性说唱是一种风格
Got Slash on guitar,
Slash弹着吉他
splashing Bizarre,
样子怪异
Thrasher and Aerosmith
脱粒机和史密斯飞船乐队
And I'm a spectacular archer,
我就是个惊人的弓箭手
feed count Dracula Chocula
我供养着吸血鬼伯爵
Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
哥斯拉，混血龙和鲍勃迪伦
Bandwagoners,
时尚达人
I'm kicking the damn stragglers off
我把这些该死的流浪汉都踢出去了