Campaign Speech - Eminem
Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store
从二楼的唱片店走出
With a treacherous four cassette and a cassette recorder
买了一张诡谲三人乐队的唱片和一个录音机
In Ecuador with Edward Norton
和诺顿一起前往厄瓜多尔 保护亚马逊流域免受石油污染
Witness the metamorphosis
见证我说唱能力的传奇蜕变
Of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman
就像精于作战的勇士总能瞄准目标 一击即中
From the Hessian war and
因为德国在黑森州战争惨败
Hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
所以才产生无数幽魂 他们被称为无头骑士
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan
虽然是可怜的孤儿 但生活得幸福欢愉
Endless source and reservoir
总能给我带来源源不断的快乐
Of extension cords in dresser drawers
梳妆台的抽屉上绑着一根长绳
And deadbolts on the bedroom doors
卧室的门紧紧关着
And sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin
对我施加野蛮手段的工具 被储藏在不同的地方
Excellent boyfriend
简直是一个完美男友
Use intercourse to settle scores
用缠绵的方式来报仇
With women who have vendettas towards men
因为女人对男人心怀仇恨
Dickhead is forced in 'til there's shredded foreskin
这些白痴的手段很残忍 直到他们自己感到遍体鳞伤
Reddish torn and they're only bein' fed a portion
鲜血涌出 但这对他们来说还只是少许伤痛
Bed sores and sore shins
他们遭受着褥疮之痛和溃疡胫之苦
Pregnant whores can get abortions
意外怀孕的少妇可以去堕胎 免除一切烦扰
Fetish for stickin' metal forks in self-absorption
我喜爱用金属刀叉解决这种痛苦
Skeletor I went to Hell and fell a floor
我像骷髅魔王一样堕入地狱 但却能绝地逢生
A predator I'm headed for competitors
我像掠夺者一样不畏任何竞争对手
Better warn 'em what I lack in tact and a set of morals
最好告诫他们我的处世方式有失圆滑 而且没有极高的道德修养
I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
我会像在化妆品店化妆那样 在歌词中运用暗喻的手法
Stegosaurus Chuck Norris with a thesaurus
我将发挥如诺里斯的辞典般强大的力量
Yes of course a mess of warrants
是的 当然 场面一片混乱
You want some come and get some boys
你想让场面更加严重 就需要得到一些男孩们的帮助
I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course
我会把潘塔莱奥训练得循规蹈矩
On excessive force and pressure points
我给予他残酷的训练 不断给他施加压力
And dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange
我会让齐默尔曼得到应有的惩罚
Dress and four inch heels to address the court
我会让着装有素 穿着四英寸高跟鞋的法官判决这场官司
With a bullseye on his back his whole chest and torso
将枪口对准他的后背 他的胸膛 他的整个身体
Or left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him
或者让他站在门口台阶上 让崔恩的父亲对着他尽情发泄
In my present form I'm Desert Storm
现如今 我会像沙漠风暴行动那样消灭所有的敌人
Appetite for destruction there's no suppressant for
我有毁灭一切的强烈欲望 没有力量可以阻挡我的脚步
Aggressive forceful and less remorseful in every morsel
每一次的行动要积极有力 而不需怀有太多的仇恨
Unpleasant horrible hello gorgeous
所有人起初会讨厌我 继而会惧怕我 欣赏我 赞美我
The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
拥有邪恶思想的叛徒们 刚刚从窄小的儿童专车上走下来
Met a contortionist said
我遇见了一个柔术表演者
When you wanna get sexual
问她 你是否想与我缠绵
She said
她说
However I fit in your schedule I'm flexible
不管怎样 我听从你的安排 我的时间很灵活
Expired tags on the Saturn got Catherine Bach
一条过期的网页上显示 我已死去 灵魂已去往土星
In the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on
这就像由凯瑟琳扮演的黛西 在表演时遇到诸多障碍
At a traffic stop gettin' harassed sign an autograph
一个警察在交通事故后身心俱疲
For this asshole cop's daughter
我送给这个混蛋警察的女儿一个我的亲笔签名
Laugh 'cause I called her a brat on it
我称他的女儿为顽童以示嘲笑
He spat on it and brought it back lookin' half in shock
他向上面啐了一口 看了一下 但到一半就几近休克
Had a heart attack and dropped dead
突发心脏病 倒地死去
Started fallin' back with it
我起初对这件事漠不关心
And got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
随后我在运动袜作画表示我对他的侮辱 就像凯普尼穿的那双那样
One ball and half a dick Apple Watch
苹果手表上的商标就像男女之间在缠绵
Crack front axle walked in a Bass Pro Shop
车辆前轴爆裂 我和哈塞尔霍夫走进一家垂钓用具商店
With David Hasselhoff pulled Tabasco sauce out of my satchel
从背包里取出一瓶塔巴斯科调味汁
Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and
却打翻了渔夫的钓具盒
Asked if they had a laughin' stock
我问他们是否会嘲笑我的这个朋友
That was f**kin' stupid
这样实在是太愚蠢了
You got it twisted all 'cause I offered this bitch
你要全身都舞动摇摆起来 因为是我为你这个碧池提供了狗食饼干
A doggie biscuit you call me misogynistic
你竟称我为少妇
Bitch get to massagin' this dick
碧池 你要满足我的一切要求
Like spas in this bitch slob on it with gobs of lipstick
喜欢与这个碧池一起做水疗 我与她一起尽情缠绵
Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends with
我为你准备了购物清单 你要东奔西跑买到这些东西 这才算完
It's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with
这个世上并没有可以与我相伴一生的人
She's non-existent
这个人并不存在
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit
罗宾因与别人有婚外情而离婚 在婚姻方面他实在是无能
But I shout derogatives at bitches like f**kin' missile launches
我用歌词肆意诋毁这些碧池 就好像导弹发射的威力那么大
Misfit blond and nitwit
像这种金发碧眼的傻子就不应存活于世
Like I've gone ballistic with a frostin' tip kit
就像我不会将自己的发端染黄
Screamed I hate blondes and became one I'm optimistic
我大声喊叫 我虽讨厌这种人 但我仍会在说唱界中脱颖而出
Love to start shit
我喜欢批判那些所谓的名人
Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment
首当其冲的就是由克拉克扮演的超人所穿的衣服 就藏在贮物箱里
Of the bucket bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx
接下来就要评判布巴
I'm double parkin' up at Targets trouble 'causer a double crosser
我是会占领两个车位的人 我是麻烦制造者 我是背信弃义的人
Shadiest mothaf**ka you'll ever come across
我就是这样停车的 去你的 你永远不会明白
Olympic gymnast been known for some assaults
奥林匹克体操运动员 因某些超难度动作而出名
A couple lawsuits enough to cause a stomach ulcer
一两个控诉 足以给人造成极大的压力
Same damn brain scan results as Rainman's is
我拥有惊人的天赋 能够创造出像雨人这样精彩的作品
Something's off but when Dustin Hoffman's
一切都很正常 但就在达斯汀上场一切就变了
Dressin' up in your mummy costume
他穿着与演唱会主题相搭的服装上场
On stage dancin' to Brain Damage what's the problem
伴随着脑残这首歌跳舞 有什么问题吗
Nothing's wrong the name brand is back to reclaim status
没有什么问题 还是那个名字 我重回说唱界表明我的地位
Run the faucet I'ma dunk
我要将心声说出 即使我会得到很多谩骂
A bunch of Trump supporters underwater
特朗普的支持者们都赞同对恐怖分子施以水刑
Snuck up on 'em in Ray Bans in a gray van with a spray tan
以雷伊为首的支持者极力掩盖他的过失 保护着他 他实则就是虚伪的人
It's a wrap like an Ace bandage
就像事情完结以后极力掩盖起来
Don't give a f**k persona to my last DNA strand
我对待生活漫不经心 一直到我死去都会是这样
E&J in the waistband at the VMAs with the stagehand
我在音乐颁奖现场 我手持酒瓶与舞台工作人员一同畅饮
She wants kielbasa pre-arrange an escape plan
她想要与我缠绵 这就是我事先安排好的一切
Three-inch blade on point like a see and say
用来写歌词的三英寸长的笔就是我批判世界的武器 就好像广受欢迎的教育性玩具
Consider me a dangerous man
你将我视作危险人物
But you should be afraid of this dang candidate
但是你更应该担忧这个讨厌的候选人
You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet
你明白 特朗普并不会像傀儡一样对人阿谀奉承
'Cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin'
因为他参加这场竞选 投入的都是自己的资金
And that's what you wanted
这就是你需要的一切
A fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button
不计后果的人们对他的想法提出怀疑
Who doesn't have to answer to no one great idea
但他不需要回答任何人 真是个好主意
If I was president
如果我是总统
Gettin' off is the first order of business
我首先会使用我的权力 下达命令
Once I get in office
一旦我当政
Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam
随后我会让自己拥有无限快乐 向山姆大叔靠拢
Naked laughin' dick cupped in hand
一丝不挂在街上奔跑 手随处乱放
Screamin' f**k safe sex
尽情呼喊 真该死 欢愉还要做防护措施
Throw a latex and an AIDS test at him
避孕套都扔了吧 让他做下艾滋检验
Tell Congress I run this land
告诉国会 是我在统治这个国家
And I want the rubber banned and make it snappy
我想禁止避孕 释放一切激情
Addiction to friction and static
一旦上瘾
Addict who can't escape the habit
就无法摆脱
Continue to chase the dragon
就要继续浑浑噩噩下去
But as fate would have it
但是一切都是命中注定
I walked up in Major Magics
我走进餐厅
Dressed as the maintenance man
装扮成维修工
In a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket
身穿一件简单的背心和夹克
With a gauge to blast it
带着武器 毁灭这一切
And sped away in the station wagon
然后乘坐旅行轿车逃之夭夭
Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's
达什和安东尼
Crazy asses in the backseat
都是疯狂的家伙
Throwin' Stayfree pads at me
朝我胡乱扔东西
Dead passenger in the passenger seat
死去之人仍坐在车上
Unfasten the safety latches
解开安全带
And slam on the brakes in traffic so hard
交通拥挤不堪 猛踩刹车并不容易
I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires
我猛地关上 都是因为可恶的轮胎
Finna get a murder case and catch it
被牵扯到谋杀案件中
Like you threw it at me encased in plastic
就像你把一切罪名都推到我身上
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz
真想把残暴的鲁夫从我的奔驰车窗扔出去
Until he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin'
直到让他历尽艰辛 感受到各种痛苦
Like a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peelin'
让他受尽颠沛流离之苦
And skids 'til he hits a cement pillar
直到他再也无法忍受
Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder
就像普林斯 为了远大的目标不断努力
Knock it into the upper peninsula
遇到困难要迎难而上
You wanna go against zilla the rap god
你还想反抗吉拉 他可是说唱界的老大
When will I quit never been realer
什么时候才能摆脱 简直谎话连篇
The in-stiller of fear not even a scintilla of doubt
毫无疑问 斯蒂勒的神情充满恐惧
Whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla
谁的情况比普林斯还要糟糕
Or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller
或是斯蒂勒 处于危险的环境中
Revenge killer avenge syllable binge
复仇杀手 怒气冲冲
Fill a syringe 'til I
向体内注射兴奋剂
Draw first blood
这是我第一次注射
Even pop shit on my pop shit and it's popular
我的流行歌曲比说唱乐更受欢迎
Couldn't be more awkwarder
确实有点费解
Cause you're innocence I robbed you of
因为我让你们不再天真无邪
It's my fingers that got stuck up
中指向上这个手势
Taught ya ta not give a
以后不要再做
Slapstick hockey puck
低俗无味 真该死
The broad hunter with the sawed off
猎人带着短枪
Like an arm when it's lopped off of ya
像这种武器 杀伤力很强
But I'm not gonna get the shotgun
但我并不想拥有
Or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox
格洛克手枪怎么样 我会选择这一款
Cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop
因为我选择时 我会挑选更有杀伤力的
And it's not a shock I'm such an obnoxious f**ker
不足为奇 我一直都是个可恶的混蛋
The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought
罗克赫德森早就能预知一切 懂得保护自己的隐私
This much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of
这个可恶的家伙 薇薇卡·福克斯
Vivica Fox with a box cutter
我会拿着小刀刺穿你的身体
That was for 50 little slap on the wrist be warned
你伤害的是我伙计 给你一巴掌只是警告
I'm unravelin' quickly
我行动迅速 势不可挡
My squabbles I'm grappling with your time traveling with me
我占用你点时间 和我一起旅行吧
Try and follow as I wobble relapse into history
跟随我一起摇摆 干一番大事
With a flask of the whiskey
带上威士忌
Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles
再来一杯 我无聊地玩弄着酒瓶
Like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column
经历就像克里斯里夫一样
That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems
这就是攻击计划 我正在解决问题
Wish my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em
遇到麻烦 只能让自己沉浸在音乐中
But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles
但事实是 我引起了很多说唱歌手的不满
And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is
尽管他们对我不断攻击 我却未伤害他们
More of a spectacular mystery than a f**king
他们的行为比阿加莎·克里斯蒂的侦探小说
Agatha Christie crime novel
更为神秘
But my patience is wearing thin
但是我的耐心已经耗尽
Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing
发誓我一直在默默关注
Shit in your face 'til I smear it in
也要把你拉进来
Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen
不放过一个可以羞辱你的机会 直到你恐惧害怕
And never appear again
永远消失
If you actually had f**kin' careers to end
如果你真的想结束你的事业
But then I think of Molly Qerim and
但随后我想起了茉莉
I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them
我完全掌控了他们的动向 忘乎自己
Molly I'm gone off you
茉莉 让我们燃起热情
Man light some kush
伙计 让气氛更加火热
You're my first take I'll nail you
你是我的第一个女人 我要和你纵情欢愉
Can't lie I gush
没说谎 我完全释放自己
If I won you over you would be the grand prize
如果你征服了我 特等奖就属于你
I'm entranced by your looks
我被你美丽的外表深深迷倒
Come and give the Shady franchise a push
来吧 放马过来 不要犹豫
You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Busch
我们可以在浴室里缠绵欢愉
Jeans too small least three pant sizes tush
牛仔裤太紧了 至少得再大三倍
Mushed against your damn side your puss
和你欢愉如此美妙
And thighs are squished
激情无限
What kind of attires that
那个女人穿的什么牌子的衣服 光鲜亮丽
I'm ready to be rode
我已经做好了欢愉的准备
Psychopath bet you we'll get it poppin' like a flat
你这家伙 脑子不好使 打赌你会纵情享受这一切
Light the match to ignite the wrath
尽情释放你的愤怒
Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half
像上帝一样 手握利剑 把男女区分开来
Piper Chapmans might just have to picket me
皮佩或许会选择我
Like a scab
别无选择
Hard to describe in fact
事实上很难去表述一切
Startling violent perhaps
或许我的音乐会让人感觉诧异 充满暴力
Are things that come to mind as soon as
一旦唱出旋律
I start spitting rhymes like that
脑海中就浮现出一切
And you aren't really surprised at that
你对此不感到一丝诧异
But as far as these lines I rap
但是我的这些说唱歌曲
And these bars wouldn't dial
都是直言不讳
It back if I star 69ed the track
我不会隐瞒一切
Why am I such a dick
就是这么跩