You‘ve Got It Wrong

　　You've Got It Wrong-Drowners

　　In a steamed, wet window of a public house,

　　I’m using it like a mirror and eyeing myself up.

　　And somewhere in the corner

　　He’s telling her a joke

　　And I had to stick the boot in

　　Because that’s not how it goes.

　　She’s drinking down his laughter

　　And she don’t half love a drink.

　　For someone I never gave half a thought to

　　He don’t have make me think.

　　And somewhere in the corner

　　He’s telling her a joke

　　And I had to stick the boot in

　　Because that’s not how it goes.

　　You've got it wrong,

　　You've got it wrong,

　　Don't make me tell you girl.

　　She’s crying when I tell her

　　He won’t bother us no more

　　And it’ll give us time to wonder

　　If he’s ever lied before.

　　And somewhere in the corner

　　I’m telling her a joke

　　And she was crying laughing

　　Because that’s exactly how it goes.