Well Did You Evah! - Deborah Harry
Debbie:I have heard
Among this clan
You are called a forgotten man
Iggy:Is that what they're saying?
Well, did you evah?
Both:What a swell party this is
Iggy:And have you heard, the story of a boy, a girl
Unrequited love?
Debbie:It sounds like pure soap opera, I may cry
Both:What a swell party this is
Iggy:What frails
Debbie:What cocks
Iggy:What broads
Debbie:What jocks
Iggy:What furs!
They're beautiful!
Debbie:Why, I've never seen such
Both:yuppity
Debbie:Neither did I
Iggy:It's all just too
Both:swellegant!
Debbie:This French champagne
Iggy:domestic
Debbie:So good
For the brain
Iggy:That was what I was going to say!
Debbie:Well, you know, you're a brilliant fellow
Iggy:Thank you, I am
Debbie:Drink up, Jim!
Iggy:So, have you ever been out to L.A. lately?
Debbie:No, no, not recently
Iggy:Well, I went there
I had a rent-a-car and all
Debbie:Oh, really?
Iggy:Yeah, I got invited to Pia's house
Pia Zadora's house
Debbie:Really?
Iggy:Yeah!
Debbie:Was it nice?
Iggy:Well, well, I didn't go
Debbie:Oh!
Iggy:But it would have been swell, though
Debbie:You should have gone!
Iggy:It would have been elegant!
Debbie:Elegant!
Oh, wait. Look
Look who's coming in now!
Can you believe it?
Iggy:I hear they dismantled Pigfair
Debbie:Me, too!
Iggy:It wasn't elegant enough
Debbie:Yeah, probably full of termites
Both:It's great
It's grand
Wa wa wa wa
Wa wa wa wa
Wonderland.
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la.
We sing
So well
Like old
Camembert!
Iggy:Have you heard
The dying star
She got bit
In the astro-bar
Debbie:Sauced again,
Well, did you evah?
Both:What a swell party this is
Have you heard
It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party
What a swell party
What a swellegant
Elegant
Swelly!
Debbie:smarty!
Smarty?
A smarty party?
Carl is smarty.
But not this party!
Iggy:That's right!
Debbie:Well, piss off!